Otto

by Gil Knutson

Otto took Lena home with him and took off his shirt. Lena says, " Otto dat's some chest you have dare, " Otto says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite." Next he took off his pants. Lena says, " Otto dat's nice calves you have dare." Otto says, " Lena dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite." Otto quickly reached down and pulled off his shorts and Lena screamed and ran out the door. Otto put his clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her Otto said, " Lena, viy did you run out like dat?" Lena said, " Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!"